Go Leeds, Go Forest, Go Leeds, Go Forest ....

Leeds play Carlisle in semi-finals of League One play offs, Monday 12 May at Home and then Thursday 15 May away from home. Everything crossed for Super Leeds and a Wembley final on 25 May, I'll be there singing my little heart out. We finished 5th in the League and yes, whilst we would have gotten automatic promotion without the 15 point deduction personally I wouldn't have it any other way. I think we're going back up. I would stake my sunday lunch on it.

And then, what can I say... Super Forest indeed. My crystal ball it worked! Forest won at home to Leyton Orient, Doncaster were beaten away by relegation threatened Cheltenham.... up go Forest back into the championship woo ha. Next season is going to be great.

[For all of you purists out there who say you can't follow two teams, well I'm living proof that you can on an 85/15 loyalty divide]

A new take on a veritable classic piece of literature adapted to suit current affairs.

The Lion = Y
The Bitch = X
The Torture Chamber = XC2 or H (or the bitch multiplied by conscience squared and/or H for Head)

if Y = X(XC2), then you would feel sorry for Y no?
if X = Y - XC2, then what does that leave?

Try and apply logic to an area where there is none and chaos will rain.