today I'm Dexter

These numbers will only be familiar to you if you are a Derby County fan. At the beginning of the season, and as a devout and committed Leeds United follower, I have to admit, the tonkings that Derby got were a constant source of mirth and merriment.

News that the Derby goal keeper has been left at this stage of the season needing lifelong therapy and may possibly live out his days having being gender reassigned as a pizza hut waitress called Doris - well it's the stuff that Carry on Films are made of!

It should be wearing off by now, but the Aston Villa tonking them 6 - 0 at home nearly pushed me over the edge, I'm sorry, I'll try to stop laughing now *grins*

I am uplifted today as my ruling planet Jupiter increases my self-esteem, enabling me to feel more positive about my future. This can be a fortunate time as I transform my positive thoughts into concrete reality. But first I must check my facts so I don't get too far off track. I am riding a powerful wave, so keep your wits about you mrsbate or you could find yourself under water.

Am I out of my depth? Do I know what I am doing? How long before this all goes bang bang bang and your ass hits the floor with a resounding thump?

Yes, No, I don't know, apply as required....