today I'm Dexter

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,
Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one.
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses all went to the university,
Where they were put in boxes, and they came out all the same.
And there's doctors and there's lawyers and business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf-course, and drink their Martinis dry,
And they all have pretty children, and the children go to school.
And the children go to summer camp and then to the university, Where they are put in boxes and they come out all the same.

And the boys go into business, and marry, and raise a family,
In boxes made of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.

There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one.
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.

I HAVE A NEW RELIGION, A NEW SET OF BELIEFS, JOIN ME!!!

1. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk behind me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre
3. The darkest hours some just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbours milk and newspaper, then that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you are not getting any.
5. Don't aspire to be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
7. Never forget that you are unique, just like everybody else.
8. Never test the depth of water with both feet.
9. If you think that nobody cares whether you are alive or dead, then try missing a couple of credit card repayments.
10. Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you will be a mile away and you will have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.
13. Have you ever lent somebody £20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days we are the flies. Some days we are the windscreens.
16. Don't worry. It only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
20. There are two theories on how to win an argument with a woman. Neither of them work.
21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
22. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry and get smacked on the arse. From there on in, life gets worse.
25. The most wasted day of all is the one where we have not laughed.